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VATICAN CITY — Exercising his authority as Supreme Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church, newly-elected Pope Leo XIV pronounced another 100-year curse on the Chicago Cubs.
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Mashup Score: 885
DETROIT, MI — Following President Donald Trump’s recent increases in tariffs on imported steel, auto manufacturers across the country announced plans to make all new cars with wood paneling.
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RT @TheBabylonBee: Due To Tariffs On Steel, All New Cars To Be Made With Wood Paneling https://t.co/JK1GC0lS9X https://t.co/76z23k6YKA
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Mashup Score: 4Judge Determines Trump Will Get The Nation On Weekdays, While Musk Gets Every Other Weekend And Holidays - 16 day(s) ago
U.S. — As the American people sat back helplessly and watched a once-close relationship fall apart, a judge issued a ruling that President Donald Trump would get the nation on weekdays, while Elon Musk would get it every other weekend and on holidays.
Source: babylonbee.comCategories: General Medicine NewsTweet-
Judge Determines Trump Will Get The Nation On Weekdays, While Musk Gets Every Other Weekend And Holidays https://t.co/WGF60qqNhb
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Mashup Score: 957Kid At Baseball Game Unsure Whether Fans Are Cheering For Aiden, Braiden, Cayden, Or Jayden - 2 month(s) ago
LEE’S SUMMIT, MO — A local little league baseball game was brought to a halt over the weekend after confusion arose over who the crowd was cheering. Young Jayden Wears was unsure whether the fans in the bleachers were, in fact, cheering for him, or for his teammates — Aiden, Braiden, or Cayden.
Source: babylonbee.comCategories: General Medicine News, Future of MedicineTweet-
RT @TheBabylonBee: Kid At Baseball Game Unsure Whether Fans Are Cheering For Aiden, Braiden, Cayden, Or Jayden https://t.co/VkUjuAItkx http…
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Mashup Score: 161Man From Pennsylvania Under Impression He Has Eaten Mexican Food - 2 month(s) ago
SCRANTON, PA — A group of friends received a detailed critique of popular south-of-the-border cuisine recently from a Pennsylvania man who was apparently under the impression that he had eaten actual Mexican food before.
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RT @TheBabylonBee: Man From Pennsylvania Under Impression He Has Eaten Mexican Food https://t.co/O3veUqUBmG https://t.co/uHuP9gydYb
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Mashup Score: 552
JUDEA — Saint John the Apostle has reportedly signed a lucrative six figure deal with Nike following his win against Saint Peter in a footrace to the tomb of Jesus.
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RT @TheBabylonBee: St. John Signs Lucrative Nike Endorsement After Beating St. Peter To Tomb https://t.co/TS9a9nwJvR https://t.co/WR0pEUEDCC
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Mashup Score: 8003Space Returns Unwanted Amazon Delivery - 2 month(s) ago
WEST TEXAS — Outer space has returned an unwanted Amazon package that was sent to it unsolicited yesterday. According to witnesses, the package floated gently back down to earth after being rejected. Locals have asked Amazon to please “pick this thing up and bring it back to the warehouse” as no one really wants it around or knows what to do with it. If you know who ordered a giant metal gumdrop with a bunch of people in it, please call Amazon immediately.
Source: babylonbee.comCategories: General Medicine NewsTweet-
RT @TheBabylonBee: Space Returns Unwanted Amazon Delivery https://t.co/QBuxfhkNwi https://t.co/4rsPKjnmzK
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Mashup Score: 19061Federal Judge Orders Price Of Eggs To Go Back Up - 3 month(s) ago
U.S. — Egg prices are finally on the decline for the first time since 2022, but one federal judge has put a stop to that with an injunction requiring egg prices to go back up.
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RT @TheBabylonBee: Federal Judge Orders Price Of Eggs To Go Back Up https://t.co/SPpnss1YhK https://t.co/tdWSPDHA6V
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Mashup Score: 9CIA Files Reveal JFK Was Killed By Seed Oils - 3 month(s) ago
U.S. — In a long-awaited declassification of government documents related to one of the most monumental events in American history, newly released CIA fails revealed that President John F. Kennedy was killed by seed oils.
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CIA Files Reveal #JFK Was Killed By Seed Oils https://t.co/ce7TBx9jKT #jfkfiles https://t.co/4DYSr9flQp
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Mashup Score: 460Report: Texas Has Saved Humanity Over 3 Trillion Seconds By Shortening 'You All' To 'Y'all' - 3 month(s) ago
TEXAS — A new report out of Texas A&M University revealed that Texans have thus far saved humanity three trillion seconds by brilliantly shortening the term “you all” to “y’all.”
Source: babylonbee.comCategories: General Medicine News, Hem/OncsTweet-
RT @TheBabylonBee: Report: Texas Has Saved Humanity Over 3 Trillion Seconds By Shortening 'You All' To 'Y'all' https://t.co/epS8vZoYzb http…
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Nooooooooo! Pope Leo Pronounces Another 100-Year Curse On The Chicago #Cubs https://t.co/cTxns3THDX #mustread #feedly